On the ninth day, Walshie got bored and said ‘Jeez, I could murder a glass of red. If only I had a subscription-based service delivering top-notch plonk from Moorilla and Domaine A directly to my door, timed and crafted to land at the changing of the season.’ And lo, the Wine Cult was born.

Our spring Wine Cult packs are now sold out.

Our next offering is in summer. Sign up to our mailing list to avoid missing out.

† CULT PERKS †

Join us, and experience the joys of membership:

• Quarterly wine-drops of outstanding quality and blasphemous prices (your $285 subscription guarantees a minimum of $400 worth of goodies every quarter)
• Free tastings for you and up to three acolytes/friends
• Behind-the-curtain access to a restricted section of Walshie’s private cellar, accessible through a hidden section of the Moorilla website
• A sacrificial slashing of 20% off any wine purchase you make on the Moorilla or Domaine A website while your subscription remains active
• Occasional Mona merch, recipes, treats and random bonuses with each pack
• A handy-dandy online members portal where you can easily change or update your information and billing details, as well as pause your subscription at any time (although if you pause you also pause your discount, alas)
• Automatic preparation and secure payment from your nominated card for each pack, with a helpful three-day reminder beforehand to enable you to pause if you wish—otherwise it’ll be dispatched straight to your door with no fuss

† SUMMER CULT WINE PACK †

The sands of time pour as the carafe unto the chalice. Wouldst thou make three wishes, acolyte? If thy wish is wine, verily, thou art in luck.

• Rough Rice Hot Sauce (Hot sauce for a hot, hot summer)
• Moorilla Muse Extra Brut Rosé 2018
• Moorilla Praxis Chardonnay Musqué 2023
• Moorilla Muse Pinot Gris 2023
• Moorilla Cloth Red 2017
• Domaine A Cabernet Sauvignon 2013
• Stoney Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon 2018

Dost thou see the changeling?—a Wine Cult chalice with a new and apotropaic design.

And shouldst thou forget, free shipping is included as always. And regard our newest premium Tasmanian edible pairings.

Click hither to discover more about Rough Rice Hot Sauce: www.instagram.com/roughrice

Total value: $400

Your cult price: $285